[D-G] CXB’S RIKERS JAIL DIARY

[NZ]

my friend chris (who ran on the democratic ticket against Bloomberg
last Nov) has recently been arrested by Bloomberg and put in jail,
here is his diary...

--- CXB CXB <mayor_cxb at yahoo.com> wrote:

> CXB'S RIKERS JAIL DIARY - part one of two
>
> January 2006
>
> [Author's Note: in the interest of palatability I
> will
> stuff the meaty morals of this email deep inside the
> sweet candy shell of Jail Trivia. Of course, all you
> really need to know is that not ONE journalist in
> all
> of NYC is willing to tell the truth about the second
> most corrupt politician in NYC history---Mike
> Bloomberg---who got caught faking crime stats, and
> school test scores, covering up massive NYPD
> corruption, violating the U.S. Constitution (and his
> sworn oath of office to uphold this ancient, decayed
> piece of paper) [not ONE journalist thought it was
> more interesting than Nicole Richie's love life that
> our Jewish Mayor swore on a Christian Bible to
> uphold
> the separation of church and state!!!!!!??],
> breaking
> almost every one of his campaign promises (which is
> actually illegal false advertising and
> contract-breaking), stealing tens of billions of
> taxdollars from you in bid-rigging schemes,
> fraudulent
> expense accounts, and to line the pockets of his
> pals
> and cronies. Heck, his ACS---which HE solely
> runs---watched carelessly as 4 children under their
> watch were murdered in the last 4 months! (Please
> take
> a gander at "How Corrupt Is Mike Bloomberg" at
> MayorBrodeur.org. Bloomberg even obtained his
> billions
> ILLEGALLY!) I can list over 300,000 CRIMINAL
> OFFENSES
> by Bloomberg, but remember: govt will always break
> the
> law, however, it's the MEDIA who drives the getaway
> car. If you don't clean up MEDIA, then all is lost
> and
> hopeless. Hitler, Bush, Stalin, and every other
> madman
> politician in history COULDN'T have even gotten into
> office without MEDIA LIES. Stop corrupt journalists
> and you AUTOMATICALLY stop corrupt politicians. Most
> of NYC's problems haven't changed in 200
> YEARS---homelessness, police corruption, filth,
> overcrowding, expensive housing, City Hall
> corruption,
> etc----and yet you suckers keep funding the most
> worthless govt on earth and letting journalists get
> away with murder.]
>
> [Author's Note Two: sorry this diary is 2 months
> late... I've been relaxing and trying to atrophy my
> political brain, because I'm sick of caring about
> things that none of you care about. I can't defeat a
> zillion Goliaths by myself and it's crazy that I
> expose, say, the MTA's corruption when I don't even
> use mass transit! (I ride a bike b/c I'm smarter
> than
> you are, sucker!) WHY am I trying to clean up a mess
> that YOU made?? If you won't fight for your rights,
> then you DESERVE to pay the highest rents ever seen
> and you DESERVE to get stuck in a subway tunnel for
> 3
> hours.]
>
> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>
> FUN RANDOM FACTS ABOUT THE WORLD'S LARGEST (AND MOST
> UNSUCCESSFUL) PENAL SYSTEM…
>
> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
> (Please pardon my lack of wit herein. I'm still mad
> as
> hell that I did 13 days in jail on false charges
> that
> would've netted me only ONE day in jail IF I WAS
> GUILTY!!!) (And they're the exact same false charges
> they LOST in court on 20 previous occasions!!)  (Cop
> Bryan Conroy MURDERS innocent black guy, does 3
> hours
> in jail and then gets probation after being found
> GUILTY!) (The Soprano's Big Pussy was in court with
> me. He did a few hours in jail for smashing his
> mistress' face into his car's stickshift! I did 13
> days on a misdemeanor for not even spitting on
> someone???) (Exactly.)
>
> NICKNAMES OTHER INMATES GAVE ME:
>
>  "Brad Pitt" (2), "Bon Jovi" (2), "Boy George"
> [ouch!]
> (2), "Mick Jagger" [???] (1), "Tom Cruise" (1), "The
> Matrix" (3), and by far the most popular ones:
> "White
> Boy" (7?) and "The Mayor" (9?). (I was a cause
> celebre
> in jail once they found out what I was in for, duh.)
>
>
> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
>
> Nickname all inmates and guards use for the
> govt-issued orange chinese slippers :
>
> "PATAKIS"!
>
> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
> FACT:
> They still have MALE guards (Correction Officers) in
> charge of FEMALE prisoners and not ONE journalist in
> the world capital of journalism (NYC) thinks this
> may
> be problematic! Not ONE feminist writer even has a
> problem with this clearly scandalous fact! (Look for
> it in next week's Village Voice!) (Just kidding…
> Voice
> editor Laura Conaway---a lesbian!!---thinks it's
> more
> important to promote the latest piece of crap
> blockbuster from Hollywood or Ben Affleck movie THAN
> HELP WOMEN WHO ARE SEXUALLY ABUSED WITH HER TAX
> DOLLARS!!)
>
> (This is why I'm giving up political activism: you
> humans are at best, sociopathic and beyond help.)
>
> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
> NO ONE TRIED TO RAPE ME.
>
> No one even hit on me.
>
> It's my latest song: "Rejection In Jail" ("nothing
> hurts more than rejection in jail!")
>
> (Along with another new fictionalized one: "I Dream
> Of
> You Each Night (As I'm Being Raped In Jail)")
>
> FACT:
> of my 23 trips to RIkers and NYC jails---beginning
> in
> 1991---I have NOT ONCE EVER SEEN A FIGHT BETWEEN
> INMATES.
>
> 100% of the time I've seen inmates be courteous and
> polite to each other. We're all in this together and
> I've always gotten treated better by "criminals"
> than
> police, lawyers, and prosecutors. (This fact
> alone---which can be proven any day any time if only
> a
> journalist would i-n-v-e-s-t-i-g-a-t-e ---ends ANY
> and
> ALL discussion of who are bigger crooks: politicians
> /
> police, or drug dealers.)
>
> THE HYPE you all read in the papers about Giuliani
> and
> Kerik reducing violence in jails was a PUBLIC
> RELATIONS SCAM, just like Giuliani's totally faked
> crime stats. (EX: Giuliani "left out" over 200
> MILLION
> graffiti crimes from his crime stats, and you can
> imagine adding those 200 million crimes might alter
> his "historic crime reduction". (My current home in
> Chinatown has over 43 DIFFERENT GRAFFITI CRIMES just
> on our front door and buzzer, and 100% of
> journalists
> say that 43 crimes in 2 square feet equals
> revolutionary lower crime!
>
> INSTEAD, fellow inmates gave me a pair of brand new
> socks when the jails fucked me over.
>
> They gave me fresh boxers when the govt fucked me
> over.
>
> They gave me snacks, when the govt ILLEGALLY fucked
> me
> over for food.
>
> (EX: it says RIGHT THERE ON THE WALLS IN JAIL that
> they are legally bound to give VEGETARIAN MEALS.
> [I'd
> been bitching about this First Amendment violation
> since 1991!] and yet whenever you'd ask, they'd tell
> you you were shit out of luck. Govt will ALWAYS
> break
> the law more than anyone else.)
>
> They'd give you a free phone call, when the govt
> fucked you over.
>
> They'd offer me pot to help me sleep (when the govt
>
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